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25 Things To Do In An Awkward Situation

Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by Ryan Lalonde in Lists

1. Pretend to text
2. “So how about that game last night”
3. Rapid fake sneezes
4. Compliment their mom
5. Pretend to tie your shoes
6. Say “oops another gay baby is born”
7. Facepalm
8. Change the subject
9. Pull the fire alarm
10. Make a pterodactyl noise
11. Yell Hallelujah! Praise the lord
12. Say “does a vertical line twist?”, and hope it doesn’t get even more awkward
13. Say “awkward” in a high pitch voice
14. Cough
15. Fake sick and say you need to leave
16. Pretend there is a distraction
17. Discuss the weather
18. Say you just got an emergency email and you have to leave ASAP
19. Say something even more awkward
20. Yell “JAYKAY”
21. Tell them they have something in their hair
22. Say “I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to myself.”
23. Ask what colour of Snuggie they own
24. Keep asking questions
25. Do this:

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