I remember a time, way, way back, when we weren’t afraid. A time when everyone was safe, was happy. When I look outside today, all I can think about is how far we’ve fallen as a society.
There are some outrageous disgusting unforgivable acts going on in the world. Back then, we would have burned these people at the stake, but today, it is far too often overlooked, almost acceptable to commit these kinds of atrocities. And in these dark times, I can only cling to my bible for protection against the evils of the world.
I want my children to be able to grow up in an environment where they can feel safe. The last thing I want for them is for them to feel pressured by society, which is getting increasingly dangerous, not to mention sinful.
By this point, I’m sure you’ve all figured out what this great threat to our liberty is. This is a disease – a disease so powerful that when good young boys contract it, they instantly kill themselves. Yes, I am talking about the gay.
Over the past century, the gay has become one of the most deadly forces facing Americans. It has been known to turn ordinary, God-fearing people into murderers, criminals, and atheists. We need to come together and put a stop to it, right now. For the sake of our future. Because, damn it, I will not have my children marrying anyone of the same gender, whether they want to or not. I know what’s best for them, even when they’re forty years old.
So what can we do? The only way to stop the spread of the gay is to kill anyone showing symptoms on sight. Get out your gun – if you’re a true American, you have at least three of these – and shoot them before it’s too late. Kill them before they kill you! Or worse! YOU could catch the gay! Or your family! DO YOU WANT YOUR WIFE TO CONTRACT THE GAY???