Every once in a while, I pick up a scientific paper and start reading it. I don’t know why — I know they’re loaded with garbage and lies — but I do, and every time I do, I see the same thing. It’s some raving madman claiming to have discovered some new thing that will change our lives (but never does) or has otherwise found “proof” of evolution. This leaves me wondering a few things:
Firstly, what do scientists have against God? Why is it that I never read any “scientific” papers that prove he does exist? Is it just me, or does every person claiming to be an “intellectual” deny the greatness of our Lord?
Secondly, why all the big words? Why can’t they speak English? They always use complicated terms like DNA and H2O instead of just telling us what they’re talking about. H2O is water, by the way — but a scientific paper won’t tell you that. I don’t even know what DNA is supposed to mean, probably alcohol or something.
Thirdly, if medicine doctors are so good at curing things, why are there so many diseases out there that have yet to be cured? They keep their patients in the hospitals for weeks (and charging them big money) instead of just fixing what’s broken and sending them on their way. I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it’s pretty clear that’s what’s happening.
Lastly, if, as they claim, they can’t cure these diseases, why do we keep funding medical research? If it’s done, it’s done. It’s not like they could have ever reversed God’s will anyway. We could be using that money for something useful, like a bigger army, or more bibles for starving kids in the Middle East.
I don’t know how we’re supposed to keep blindly trusting these so-called scientists. They lie, they make up facts, and worst of all, they appear to put absolute faith in their little “textbooks”.