Archive for 'Humour'

Five things that should never be adapted into movies

Five things that should never be adapted into movies

Posted on 18. May, 2010 by Bran Rainey.

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If Hollywood has taught us anything, it’s that some things should never be made into movies. Everyone knows this, but sometimes the lure of money is just too much for all those poor, starving millionaires to resist…

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25 Things the 2000s Will Be Known For

25 Things the 2000s Will Be Known For

Posted on 16. May, 2010 by Ryan Lalonde.

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Twenty-five things that the 2000s will be most known for so far.

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25 Things Not to be Embarrassed About

25 Things Not to be Embarrassed About

Posted on 04. Apr, 2010 by Ryan Lalonde.

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Twenty-five things that you shouldn’t be embarrassed about.

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25 Annoying Things About Facebook

25 Annoying Things About Facebook

Posted on 04. Feb, 2010 by Ryan Lalonde.

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Twenty-five annoying things about Facebook. We tagged you for no reason just so you’d read it.

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Why I Joined Twitter

Why I Joined Twitter

Posted on 07. Jan, 2010 by Bran Rainey.

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I join all the social networks, but I do so gradually, with the knowledge that I’m never going to get what I expect out of the experience. Thus did I join Twitter. But to truly understand my experience with Twitter, you need to understand how I got to this situation…

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Top Five Reasons for the Popularity of Top Ten Lists

Top Five Reasons for the Popularity of Top Ten Lists

Posted on 05. Jan, 2010 by Bran Rainey.

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You can barely go two blogs into the blogosphere without tripping over a top x list nowadays, and that x is usually ten. The top ten trend has been widely criticized, but there’s no doubt that it’s addictive. Why is that?

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CONTROVERSIAL RANT: Religion Makes You An Arrogant Douchebag

CONTROVERSIAL RANT: Religion Makes You An Arrogant Douchebag

Posted on 08. Dec, 2009 by Jason Hicks.

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Today I will focus on the kind of personalities believing in a sky wizard attracts rather than the merits of said sky wizard. Because you see, to actually believe in such supernatural phenomena, these people have to have an ego as big as the god they believe to be real.

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Dr Pepper is the best drink in the world

Dr Pepper is the best drink in the world

Posted on 20. Oct, 2009 by Connor Beaton.

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Screw alcohol and energy drinks, there’s only one drink for me: Dr Pepper. It’s quite possibly the best drink in the world, like some kind of nectar of the gods. Even now, I have a big two litre bottle standing by me; alas, it’s currently containing a fair bit less than two litres. All in a day’s work when you’re a Dr Pepper addict. Did you know that we’re apparently a cult?

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Confessions of a Gamer

Confessions of a Gamer

Posted on 19. Oct, 2009 by Connor Beaton.

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When you reach a point in your life where you’ve played so many games that you begin using Half-Life 2 crossbow tactics in a snowball fight, you’re going to come up against a bunch of awful side effects, including regretting virtual actions. I know what you’re thinking: “that’s pretty stupid, it’s just a game, hahaha”, but hear me out before you dismiss me as mentally retarded or damaged.

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