Archive for 'Rambles'
I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
Posted on 22. Feb, 2012 by Bran Rainey.
I was in a mixed class of kids from grades two and three, and whenever a concept was grade-three-only the teacher would assign the grade two students some questions and tell them to sit in a corner and ignore her lesson. I got in some trouble back then for persisting in listening to her lessons instead of doing my work, but hey, I sure was good at multiplying by the time I hit later grades. Okay, so that story had almost nothing to do with cunnilingus, but it’s relevant.
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Suicide Is Confusing
Posted on 06. Feb, 2012 by Bran Rainey.
My mom listens to country music. Somehow, that’s related to my thoughts on suicide and life itself. Suicide is confusing.
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Sometimes I Know Why Pot Is Illegal
Posted on 02. Feb, 2012 by Bran Rainey.
For some people, pot can cause the creative stroke of brilliance that lets them do things they only ever dreamed of. For most people, pot is just something to do for fun and really doesn’t help them at all. You need to put things in perspective in a way that indicates actual maturity.
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My Thoughts on Dumb People
Posted on 15. Jun, 2011 by Max Baumbach.
Because they certainly aren’t going to be doing much thinking, are they?
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Pets
Posted on 04. Apr, 2011 by Dan Soucy.
Scruffy animals that live in your house and eat your food.
