Writers
Bran is a 19-year-old writer from Canada. He’s a huge movie nerd and loves to overthink things in his rambles. When he’s not writing on this website, he mostly writes screenplays and does various production roles for his filmmaking endeavours.
Ryan is an 18-year-old from Canada. He’s a video game nerd and he loves to listen to music. He also enjoys watching movies that range in date from 1970 to the present. Ryan is currently in college.
His least favourite part of being a drug addict is contacting locals who he suspects might be distributors of illegal substances, to verify whether or not they are distributors of illegal substances, and in the case that they are, set up an appointment in an inconspicuous area to pick up the Variety Pack of illegal substances. So much work!
Connor’s this cool Scottish kid who lives in a cottage and probably eats stovies and haggis all day. He’s also incredibly sexy and has three girlfriends, all of whom love him for his long locks of blonde hair. That and his big junk. Can’t forget the big junk.
Jason is a guy.
Alice is a 22-year-old from the US. She spends most of her time thinking about science, math, philosophy, and reality-optimization, and being distracted from thinking about those things by the internet. She wants to be a god when she grows up, but will settle for being a messiah in the meantime.
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