Screw alcohol and energy drinks, there’s only one drink for me: Dr Pepper. It’s quite possibly the best drink in the world, like some kind of nectar of the gods. Even now, I have a big two litre bottle standing by me; alas, it’s currently containing a fair bit less than two litres. All in a day’s work when you’re a Dr Pepper addict. Did you know that we’re apparently a cult? That’s scary and awesome at the same time, kind of like Megan Fox eating people in Jennifer’s Body (which, by the way, still isn’t out in the UK, including Scotland). If you’re also a fan of this drink, please, by all means, comment below. I’d love to see if any of my, uh, readers enjoy the same delectable beverages as me. Don’t bother commenting if you’re not into it, though. I’ll just delete the comment. I’m mean like that. Has my first ramble given you a good impression?