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25 Annoying Things About Facebook

  1. Pointless fan pages.
  3. Being hit with “pillows”.
  4. Multi-tag photos.
  5. People updating their status. When you ask them what’s up and they don’t want to talk about it.
  6. Ten-year-olds posting bikini pictures.
  7. Parents who try to add you as friends.
  8. Fake notifications.
  9. Hungover status updates.
  10. Being added by a 30-year-old Indian man.
  11. Posting pictures with a negative caption to get attention.
  12. Creepy drunk Facebook messages.
  13. Facebook pages for your pets.
  14. POKING.
  15. No dislike button.
  16. The amount of time it takes to upload a video.
  17. Being invited to religious events when you don’t believe in god. Then feeling awkward having to click “maybe attending”.
  18. People adding random friends to improve their friend count.
  19. Signing into Facebook to see all your friends gone to a party you never heard about.
  20. People becoming fans of over 900 things.
  21. The noise of the Facebook chat when you are listening to music.
  22. When people message you on Facebook chat then go offline.
  23. Twelve-year-olds posing with alcohol even though they didn’t drink it.
  24. Profile pictures of a movie star when we know you aren’t McLovin.
  25. Even if you try, you can’t delete your account.
Written by Ryan Lalonde


  1. dan · April 18, 2010

    upon re-reading it, where was “you MUST create an account or we’ll just let somebody else to it” ?

  2. dan · April 18, 2010

    felt a bit stretched and repetitive, could’ve been condensed into 20 annoying things. otherwise spot-on.

  3. Bran Rainey · February 4, 2010

    All you have to do is ignore friend requests from people you don’t actually like. That fixes most of these problems for me. But I’m a blunt asshole, so it doesn’t mean much.

  4. Mike · February 4, 2010

    Hahahaha. 😉
    #19 is the saddest. 😐

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