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The number one threat to modern society

I remember a time, way, way back, when we weren’t afraid. A time when everyone was safe, was happy. When I look outside today, all I can think about is how far we’ve fallen as a society.

There are some outrageous disgusting unforgivable acts going on in the world. Back then, we would have burned these people at the stake, but today, it is far too often overlooked, almost acceptable to commit these kinds of atrocities. And in these dark times, I can only cling to my bible for protection against the evils of the world.

I want my children to be able to grow up in an environment where they can feel safe. The last thing I want for them is for them to feel pressured by society, which is getting increasingly dangerous, not to mention sinful.

By this point, I’m sure you’ve all figured out what this great threat to our liberty is. This is a disease – a disease so powerful that when good young boys contract it, they instantly kill themselves. Yes, I am talking about the gay.

Over the past century, the gay has become one of the most deadly forces facing Americans. It has been known to turn ordinary, God-fearing people into murderers, criminals, and atheists. We need to come together and put a stop to it, right now. For the sake of our future. Because, damn it, I will not have my children marrying anyone of the same gender, whether they want to or not. I know what’s best for them, even when they’re forty years old.

So what can we do? The only way to stop the spread of the gay is to kill anyone showing symptoms on sight. Get out your gun – if you’re a true American, you have at least three of these – and shoot them before it’s too late. Kill them before they kill you! Or worse! YOU could catch the gay! Or your family! DO YOU WANT YOUR WIFE TO CONTRACT THE GAY???

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  1. Mike · September 29, 2011

    Wow, it’s like every post of yours and Bran’s on this site attracts readers who can’t read. Good thing you were careful to post it under “Humour,” I’d hate for someone to miss the point and make an ass of themselves.

  2. Briana · September 25, 2011

    I find this EXTREMELY offensive. My best friend -my daughter’s GODMOTHER- is a lesbian and a damn better human than any ignorant FOOL who could post this, and file it under “humor”. How DARE you? Do you have ANY idea the kind of anguish and horrors the homosexual community goes through by people who actually believe garbage like this? Do you have any idea how many homosexuals commit suicide each year because of garbage like this?! My brother did, but I suppose it’s okay because at least some dumbass gets to make an ignorant joke online. Anyone who can find any humor in this, is beyond a waste of space piece of shit human being.

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